Hello. I am Dog Not From Space. For the sake of your meat computers you can call me DNFS. I am love. I am life. I am omniscient and omnipresent. . . the, uh, omnipotence is in someone else's hands. We kinda have like a shift system going. One divine entity of infinite knowledge takes a few trillion years then it gets passed off. And, uh, I got bored waiting for my next shift so here's this!