KIDZ RULE!

My PR guy says I need to start appealing to children. . . Hey, uh, kids do you hate waking up early for church? Well squigemdoo! I do too! That's why I started my own church! We only meet just after school and do awesome things like Animals and Knives Fun Time, Person Dust Consecration, and Super DNFS® Magic Hour. Come by today but don't tell those lamos that raised you. I'm the only father you need!