Sunday, September 6, 2015

The *Cough* Fundamental Forces of Nature

The other night I went clubbing with the four fundamental forces of nature. I got down with gravity. Blew it up with the nuclear strong force. Electromagnetism snorted coke off some stripper's ass and had a threesome with said stripper and the nuclear weak force. Then nuclear weak force shot up with the stripper and od'd. Winners don't do drugs, kids.
 But hey, since weak force is dead I don't think you guys can get radiation poisoning anymore. . . or geothermal power. It's a give and take guys at least reality isn't falling apart yet!

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